maluphet na astig!! 17(ang nalalapit na kompetisyon...!!)

ayun nah...ilang puyatan nalang para saken at ang aking grupo...!!
magpapakitang gilas na ang aming mga paa sa "dance floor"!!ahekz..
may panlaban naman kami sa mga modern at folk dancers na makakalaban namin...sigurado ako!!
kahit ganun lang ang mga pagtapak ng aming mga paa...malulupit naman!!
di hamak na mas may kulay ang sa amin kaysa iba...
mayabang factor na ba?!!..
ganun talaga..kylangan may konpidens!!
kahit na eksaherada at ober na ang pagkilos ng iba...maaaliw ka naman kapag napanuod mu!!...
pagkatapos ng halos dalawang buwan...ayun, oras na ng paghatol kung sino ang pinaka magaling!!...
nakakasawa na din ang steps na pinag-gagawa namin...eh halos araw-arawin ba naman kami ehh!!!, hay salamat matatapos nah...
makikita na namin ang aming magandang pinaghirapan...
abangan nyo nalang sa youtube...ahekss!!
hindi na ko makapaghihintay pa!!...
napakasaya nito...sigurado!!
unang beses kong mai-ikspiryens ang foundation day ng unibersidad kung saan ako nag aaral ngayon...at kabilang ako dun!!

Grammatical Errors That Gave You A Headache

(source: chicogarcia.wordpress.com)

-“Let’s give them a warm of applause!”
-“Ang sakit ng STEEP NECK ko!”
-“Are you a walk-in applicant?” He answered: “No, I commute!”
-“I don’t give a dumb!”
-“Goats’ for sale” and “Goat,s for sale”.
-“Ang sakit ng MIND GRAIN ko!”
-“Keep that bear in mind.”
- “Tara, let’s go sand-bathing!”
- In a restaurant I overheard a customer ask: “Do you have a specialty?” The waiter answered: “Sorry sir, we only have iced tea.”
-“Well, well, well, look do we have here!”
-“No outsider allowed inside!”
- “So far, so good…so far.”
- “I’m chicken tired of you!” (dahil para akong manok?)

computer world...para sakin ka ba?!

(binary decimal)

ayun...mas pinili ko pa ang aritmetik kaysa ang ingles!!
kahit na ang aking gusto ay ingles...
mas gusto ko pa ang komunikasyon kaysa indyinir...
ngunit ang pinili ko ay indyinir!!
hindi ko naman inaasahan na matatapos dun...
tumatak na sa isip ko na pag uwi ko sa aming tahanan pagtapos makapag enrol ay magkakaroon ako ng asignaturang "mass communication 1"
ay!! mali pala...CS-1, CS-1A at keyboarding ang nakita ko sa registration card ko!!
eh anu pa nga bah...?!
hindi ko naman akalain na wala pala dun sa unibersidad na yun ang kursong hinahanap ko!!...
sobrang malayo na siya sa pangarap ko...
pero ayos na yun!!...
kaylangan ko siyang pakisamahan para pakisamahan din ako!!
unang sem palang kinakabahan na ko...
hindi ko alam kung ano ang aasahan ko pagdating ng kuhaan ng grado!!

Questions For God

-God, what do YOU want to tell me?
-Why aren’t You talking to me?
-Among all human events, which one made You the saddest, and which one made You the happiest?
-Did Judas go to heaven?
-If you’re perfect, and you created gays and lesbians, why do You forbid homosexuality?
-Bakit may pinapanganak, tapos kinukuha mo rin kaagad?
-Do people who commit suicide really go to hell?
-Where did You come from?
-When You see the victims of the earthquake in China or the cyclone in Myanmar, do You feel sorry for them or do You just see everything as part of Your grand plan?
-When we go to heaven, do we exist there at the age we died, or do we become something else altogether?
-Why am I in such pain? What do you want me to learn from all this?
-Why do you take the kind people first and let the evil ones live longer?
-When we die, will we recognize each other in heaven?
- Which of the many religions is closest to how You really feel?

maluphet na astig!! 16 (hindi pa tapos...!!)

kakatapos lng midterm...pero hindi pa nagtatapos dun,,,
my part 2 pa pala ang lahat...
at hidi parin dun natatapos...my departmental pa!!
haay...utak!! kawawa naman! masyadong pinapagana...
hindi na tuloy nag pa-function ang kaliwang bahagi!! kamusta naman?!
...ngayon alam ko nah!!
nasimulan ko na eh!!...magka-iba talaga ang hayskul sa college!!
ang dating mga major subjects, nagyon ay mga minor subjects nalang!!
ang dating apatnapung minuto na bawat isang asignatura, nagyon ay isa at kalahating oras na!!
ang dating tag-lish na lengwahe, nagyon...hindi na uso!!
ang dating white socks, ngayon...kahit anong trip nah!!
ang dating hulsam, ngayon...libireyted nah!!(pero hindi ako yun!!^^,)
ang dating individual notebooks wid matching kulay, ngayon...all in one nah!!
ang dating 4 grading periods, ngayon...per sem. nah!!
ang dating christmas party, ngayon...acquaintance nah!!
ang dating 2 digits grading system, ngayon...one digit nalang wid decimal point pah!!
ang dating petik-petik, ngayon...seryoso nah!!
ang dating teachers, ngayon...professor nah!!(sosyal!)
ang dating corrupt, ngayon...mas naging corrupt pah!!
ang daming pagbabago...konti pa nga lang yung mga nabaggit ko eh!!
pero merong isa na hindi nagbago...
ako at ang pangalan ko!!...

i thank you..
"i give you my peace, my peace i give you...peace be with you"!!
sabi ni father...

Man Vs. Woman Quotes

(source: chicogarcia.wordpress.com)

-“The smarter the woman gets, the more difficult for her to find the right man.”
-“Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
- “Man was made at the end of the week’s work, when God was tired.
- Women still remember their first kiss even after men have forgotten their last.
- Men control the world, women control the men
-When it comes to sex, women need a reason while men need only a place.
-Women are like guitars, you need to pluck the right strings. Men are like a pair of maracas, just shake and jiggle a lot and you’re making music together.
-70 ways to make a man happy: number 1 is to LOVE him. The rest is 69.
-“Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn.

reasons to stay in a bad relationship...

-You stay because you found love, even if it’s not the love that you wanted.
-Because the sex is crazily good.
- Because I don’t want to fight all the time with any other man except him.
-“Sayang naman yung 10 years.”
-Because you’re too stubborn to admit that, once again, you failed.
-Pinasok ko, kaya paninindigan ko.
-“Magbabago naman sya pag ikinasal na kami.”
-Because he’s the best father my kid could ever have…even if he’s a lousy husband.
-Because I accept the fact that I’m responsible for 50% of what makes it a bad relationship.
-Because there’s no guarantee that I’ll find better.
-Because even if he makes you the most miserable person in the world, he is also the only one who makes you the happiest.
-Because I get to be dominant. He takes care of our house, children, laundry, etc. And I don’t get nagged when I come home late.
-Because he loves me more than I love him.
-Because there are no bad relationships. Only people with unrealistic expectations.
-Because he makes me feel loved, whenever he’s not hurting me.
-Because I hate the idea of starting the whole process all over again.
- Because she’s always there when nobody else will.
-Because love has no boundaries.
-Because it was I who screwed up the best I ever had.
-Because some are born lucky…and some aren’t.
-Because you stand by the vows you made when you were married.
-Because your stupid heart said so!

maluphet na astig!! 15 (mid-term nah...!!)

seryosohan na talaga to...
kung nung prelim wala lng, ngayon dapat na talagang seryosohin...
dahil kapag hindi ko naipasa ang ilan sa mga major subjects ko, o kahit ang minor subjects...nako, madedelekado grado ko pagdating ng finals...
hindi ko naman sinasabi na bagsak ako nung prelim...
mejo pasang awa lang naman sa mga minor subjects...hehe!!
(lantarang pagbubulgar..)
todo aral ang drama ko...gumigising ng alas-tres ng madaling araw para mag-rebyu!
mas magandang oras yun para makapag-aral ng maayos!!

kanina...
mejo konpidens ako sa eksam ko sa algebra...
pero nung eksam ko sa chemistry...ayy, ewan?!!
kinakabahan ako sa pagdating ng result...!!
pero salamat na rin sa mga nagdasal para sakin....
madami-dami naman sila!!, hehe!!
ikalawang araw ng eksam bukas...
di ko alam kung anu unang aaralin ko ehh!!
sa ngayon...easy-easy muna!!, pangit pag masyadong seryoso...
madaming naaapektuhan!!


haay...sana hindi muna mabunyag ang sikreto ko...hanggat maaari!!
sosolusyunan ko muna siya ng palihim...!!