Grammatical Errors That Gave You A Headache

(source: chicogarcia.wordpress.com)

-“Let’s give them a warm of applause!”
-“Ang sakit ng STEEP NECK ko!”
-“Are you a walk-in applicant?” He answered: “No, I commute!”
-“I don’t give a dumb!”
-“Goats’ for sale” and “Goat,s for sale”.
-“Ang sakit ng MIND GRAIN ko!”
-“Keep that bear in mind.”
- “Tara, let’s go sand-bathing!”
- In a restaurant I overheard a customer ask: “Do you have a specialty?” The waiter answered: “Sorry sir, we only have iced tea.”
-“Well, well, well, look do we have here!”
-“No outsider allowed inside!”
- “So far, so good…so far.”
- “I’m chicken tired of you!” (dahil para akong manok?)