(source: chicogarcia.wordpress.com)
-“The smarter the woman gets, the more difficult for her to find the right man.”
-“Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
- “Man was made at the end of the week’s work, when God was tired.
- Women still remember their first kiss even after men have forgotten their last.
- Men control the world, women control the men
-When it comes to sex, women need a reason while men need only a place.
-Women are like guitars, you need to pluck the right strings. Men are like a pair of maracas, just shake and jiggle a lot and you’re making music together.
-70 ways to make a man happy: number 1 is to LOVE him. The rest is 69.
-“Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn.
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