Worst Things To Say After Someone Tells You, “I Love You…”

1. “Alam ba ‘to ng asawa mo?”
2. “Ano, sex nanaman!?!”
3. “I love you too…charing!”
4. “Weh, hindi nga?”
5. “Asus…straight daw!”
6. “Nag-away nanaman kayo ng girlfriend mo noh?”
7. “I used to love you too.”
8. “If I said I loved you too, will you sleep with me?”
9. “Don’t talk when your mouth is full.”
10. “I know how you feel. I too, love somebody who doesn’t love me back.”
11. “Adik!”
12. “Sige nga, kung totoo, pengeng load…”
13. “Patay tayo diyan…”
14. “Anong aylabyu aylabyu ka diyan? Tuwad!”
15. “Tapos ano? Magsasawa ka? Makakakita ka ng iba? Iiiwan mo ko? Hayup ka! Taksil!”
16. “The feeling isn’t mutual, bitch!”
17. “No you don’t.”
18. “But I love her…”
19. “Sori miss, Jollibee delivery po itong ni-dial niyo…”
20. “I know, riiight?”
21. “Then why do you keep breaking my heart?”
22. “Yuck, bakla!”
23. “Was I THAT good?”
24. “Trulalu? Girl, I love you too! Apir!”