Quotes From An Ex

(source: chicogarcia.wordpress.com)

1.“Kung babalikan mo ko, magiging straight na ulit ako!”
2.“Even lovers need a holiday from each other.”
3.“Alam mo, I knew I didn’t love you, when I realized na mas nami-miss ko pa mga goldfish ko kesa sa iyo.”
4.When I saw my ex with his new girl, he told me, “Hayaan mo na kami!”
5.When I found out that my ex was having an affair with someone in his office, I asked him if he ever loved me at all. His answer: “Mahal naman kita, hindi nga lang 100 percent!”
6.On the day we broke up, we were arguing about his ex. When he finally asked me, “Who do you think you are?” I answered, “Your newest ex.”
7.I told my ex on the day we broke up: “Diba sabi mo mamamatay ka pag nawala ako sa iyo? Puwes, mawawala na ako sa iyo…”
8.A week before he broke up with me, my ex said, “Bakit hindi man lang tayo nag-aaway? Masyadong smooth ang flow. Boring.”
9.“Why buy a cow if you can get free milk?”
10. My friend’s ex wife told him through text: “When I get home, don’t be there.”
11.“The problem with you is you love me too much.”
12.“Sori pare, wag ka mag-alala, ikaw ang best man sa kasal ko…”
13.From my ex-husband: “Nanghihinayang ako sa pinalamon ko sa yo ng sampung taon.”
14.“Ikaw ang pinakamahal kong sakit ng ulo.”
15.“What part of ‘I can’t do this’ is not clear?”
16.“I can’t marry you because you have asthma.”
17.“Baby…naka-buntis ako…”
18.“Masakit lang ito sa simula…”
19.“If I had you back, I’d never let you go again.”
20.“Ang hirap kasi sa yo, parang ayaw mo ng may nagmamahal sa yo!”
21.When my then boyfriend was explaining why he chose to be with the girl he got pregnant instead of me, he said: “Kasi ikaw isa ka lang na masasaktan. Sila dalawa.”
22.“Nakakapagod kang mahalin.”
23.When my ex said that if he quantified his feelings for me it w0uld be, “20% love, 80% awa.”
24.“Alam mo, gusto kita. Pero, okay lang ba sa iyo na dalawa kayo?”
25.“Sa lahat ng naging boyfriend ko, ikaw ang may pinakamalaking torotot!”
26.When my ex told me: “Di ka na makakahanap ng katulad ko!” I told her: “Eh sino ba nagsabi sa iyong katulad mo ulit ang hahanapin ko?”
27.After a fight and him not talking to me for days, I said: “Sa susunod, sabihan mo muna ako na hindi mo ko kakausapin!”